So Jessica walked into our bedroom last Tuesday and found white t-shirts hanging from literally every surface – the closet rod, door handles, that exercise bike we never use but…
Look, I’ll admit it upfront – this whole thing started because I was feeling a bit too comfortable in my ivory tower of bespoke shirts and canvassed jackets. You know…
You know that specific moment when you realize you've been doing something completely wrong for years? Mine happened at O'Hare, standing behind this family of four in the security line.…
You know, there's something deeply satisfying about walking into a boardroom wearing <a href="https://sartorialhim.com/i-dressed-entirely-from-walmart-for-a-week-and-got-more-compliments-than-ever/">a $3,000 Brioni suit</a> that cost me forty-seven dollars. Not because I'm trying to fool anyone –…
My friend Jake texted me at like 2 AM last weekend, completely losing his mind. "Dude. Got the promotion. Meeting the board next week. My entire closet looks like I…
The first time I stepped onto a major tech campus in Palo Alto back in 2018, I thought I’d accidentally walked into some kind of dystopian social experiment. Everyone—and I…
So I’m at this wedding in Vermont last year—already running late because of course I am—when I realize I completely forgot to pack a tie. Just standing there in my…
You know what’s worse than looking terrible in a photo? Spending three hours getting ready and still looking terrible in a photo. This happened to me at my buddy Mike’s…
My medicine cabinet used to look like a crime scene of failed skincare experiments. I’m talking about forty-seven half-empty bottles of stuff that promised to make me look like a…
I walked into that law firm interview feeling pretty confident about my charcoal gray suit – you know, the one I’d spent way too much money on at Men’s Wearhouse…